My horoscope for this week, according to Robert Brezny of the Silicon Valley Metro:

Are you vying to be the most modern dinosaur on your block? Or are you simply too far ahead of your time for any of us to read accurately? Is your main job in life to inspire us all to reinvent our attachements to the old ways? Or is it to lead the charge towards the scary future that most of the rest of us are too cowardly or narrow-minded to envision? I'm hoping that this week we'll find out the answers to these BIG questions once and for all.