Well, I finally did it. I ordered a Bug Catcher Vacuum.

I can't expect the little critter in my apt. to stay in the same spot till next week when I get the new Instrument O' Death, but I have my trusty dusty full-sized vacuum that will keep my hovel critter-free till then.

Can't wait.

Don't assume I like killing other life forms. If they would stay out of my house, I'd leave them alone too. But I can't have them in my house, I can't bring myself to pick them up to put them outside, and I don't have roommates to do it for me.

So. I order a Bug Catcher Vacuum.

It's what your local critterphobe does in times of stress. Fear will make even the nicest person do things they wouldn't normally do.