How's this for relevant? A run-down of the important points of our company meeting tonight:

New tagline: "At some point of time, someone should do something."
The next bowling night is Feb. 3rd.
We need to find a pinball machine for the office.
Mark has to stop eating his keys. Hip-left: unlock. Hip-right: lock. We didn't get a demonstration of the alarm or the hatchback opening functions :) Maybe next meeting.

Highlights of the dinner afterward:
Where did I file my dinner?
The logistics of sock-filtered coffee
Making me laugh with food in my mouth
Seeing how many glasses of water I could drink. Total: 4.5 8 oz. glasses. I am now going to the bathroom every 20 minutes.

I'm glad we're small and we can have a good time like this. I am not looking forward to the hairball all successful companies eventually become. I hope we can maintain some of the fun, though. And remember that we all started out as friends.

Wow, that was sugary, wasn't it? I'll excuse myself by saying I haven't had dessert yet. Now I'm satisfied. And trying to brush the fur off my teeth. Pthftth!