So I'm reading over a business proposal here at work and I come across this description of value. It's pretty standard, and says all the right things to the person we're trying to sell to:

Value to User
-trusted names
-financial security
-valuable service at a low price
-reliability
-predictability
-simplicity

And the thought came to me "Sounds like the world's most boring date."

And I giggled so much to myself that I couldn't read any more.

Still giggling.