Elise, always interesting, pointed out two links I need to bookmark here (text is Elise's, links go to where she was pointing to):

"I've said it before, and I'll say it again; God must get really, reeeally embarrassed over his fan-base sometimes."

"How comforting! Seems that someone grew a brain stem and decided that, as regards educating our schoolchildren, relying solely on a book written a couple thousand years ago might not be the best approach.
So. The theory of evolution is back in.
Rumour has it that they'll be considering the "Planet Earth Isn't Flat After All;" the "Apparently, the Earth Orbits the Sun and Not Vice-Versa;" and the "Incest Can Be Hard on the Gene Pool and Besides That, It's Simply Not Very Nice" theories for re-instatement, as well."