Librarians, on sex, card catalogs, and bikes:
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R: so now it's food you need? make up your mind. =)
M: Food, sex, warmth, it's all the same to me. If I can't have one, I'll take the other.
R: good to know. so your advice to men looking to get intimate with you is to *not* feed you and steal all your blankets. =)
M: Um, no, that's not what I meant. Oh dear, maybe that's my problem - I've been sending the wrong signals all this time!!
R: no. i think my last message to you was all about *my* problems.
M: I guess we've both got issues, eh?
R: don't we all? current issues, back issues, rare issues... yes yes we're all just walking periodicals
M: Wouldn't it be nice if we could all get indexed?? Then people might have a clue what they're all about :)
R: yep. access to a card catalog would help, too. =) that's what we need: The Librarian of Luuuv. hee hee
M: That's great! If I was more, um, active, I'd take the name on. But I don't really think I'm entitled to it right now.
R: that's okay. you'll get your advanced degree soon, i'm sure.
M: As for my advanced degree ... I think I'm out on that one due to the development of Alzheimers. I don't think I'd remember how at this point :)
R: ah, come on. it's like falling off a bicycle. Once you've learned how to do it...no, wait...i messed that up...