Oh, goody. I charged so much this last month on my credit card that they just sent me a letter to inform me that they've upped my limit.

Whoopee! Now I can get myself into even more debt, 'cause of my ... let's see here, "my continued loyalty and excellent payment history." Not that they would hesitate to sic Hera and Bane on me if I failed to make a payment, but it's nice to think that they appreciate my loyalty.