The Thought of the Day

"In a stunning display of the disastrous effects of an underfunded education program, a bunch of complete fucking morons in - you guessed it - Mississippi want to put a plaque reading, "In God We Trust" in every classroom, auditorium, and cafeteria in the state, because this misguided bunch of inbred troglodytes seems to believe that "In God We Trust" is a translation of the National Motto, "E Pluribus Unum." While both phrases, by law, appear on every denomination of US currency, this does not necessarily mean that they are intrinsic of one another; much in the same way that a rock sitting next to a tree doesn't imply that rocks are made of wood. In case you're wondering, it means, "from the many comes the whole." This movement is pending in the state legislature, and nobody has caught the mistake...let's just wait and see what happens. Sort of ironic, the fools want the State to sanction Christian supremacy by mistranslating a phrase which celebrates the strength of diversity. Huh...Time to run for the hills, evidently."

I like that line: "Sort of ironic, the fools want the State to sanction Christian supremacy by mistranslating a phrase which celebrates the strength of diversity."