Today's Aquarius Horoscope

Truly amazing shit happens, sometimes. Occasionally, the Goddess sends some sweet Cosmic energy your way, and when that happens there's no telling what kinds of positivity are likely to go down. Freakiness abounds as the Moon, presently in your sign, and your ruling planet move into an intensely favorable aspect. Be a crazy bitch, the universe is giving you a lot of leeway.

Wow. I didn't realize the day had so much potential. I wonder if it has anything to do with the dark purple nail polish I put on last night.