Sent to me by a friend today. This one struck me as true just too many times to ignore. So I had to post it:

You know you are in California if:

-You make over $250,000 a year and still can't afford a house.

-It's sprinkling outside, so you leave for work an hour early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.

-You can't remember... is pot legal?

-You've been to a baby shower for an infant who has two mothers and a sperm donor.

-You can't remember... is pot legal?

-A really great parking space can move you to tears.

-The guy in line at Starbucks, wearing the baseball cap, sunglasses, and looks like George Clooney, IS George Clooney.

-Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.

-Your hairdresser is straight, your plumber is gay, and your Mary Kay rep is a guy in drag.

-It's sprinkling out, and there's a report on every news channel about "THE STORM!”

-Hey... is pot legal?

-Over 85% of the cities, towns, and/or streets start with San, Los, El,La, Santa, De La, De Los or Via.

-Two overcast days in a row drive you mad.

-A family of four owns six vehicles.

-Everyone who lives here knows that hurricanes, tornadoes, floods and snowstorms are way worse than earthquakes, which are, after all, over almost as soon as you realize what's happening.

-Even if the store is across the street, you drive there.

-Yeah, you're sure...? pot is legal.

-And finally, a question:

Q. How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A. None. Californians cannot afford to turn on the lights.