I am building a shrine to the Twix Empty Wrapper God.

Heh. From the site:
There are enough TWIX® Cookie Bars produced each year in the U.S. for every man, woman and child in the country to have four bars each! Aren't you glad you're eating your share?

I think I'm eating more than my share. I'm depriving some man, woman or child in this country of their share of the wealth. It's wrong. I need some self-discipline. Or something. Although I suspect that if anyone tried to take them away from me, I'd slap 'em silly.