It's only 8:30, and already I've learned two important lessons today:

1) It's important to pen your friends in. Pencil just doesn't cut it. Mostly 'cause pencil doesn't show up as well on calendars.

2) Just when you think you've done the dumbest thing you're capable of, rest assured that there's always something dumber you can do. And you probably will. Soon.

I was thinking of something that happened earlier when I wrote point #2, and then I proved it again. I'm a genius.