Never one to shy away from making myself feel better at the expense of others, or appreciating those who do the same to cheer me up, Eric has won my heart with this immediate reaction to the Cosmo tips for women mentioned below:

for one thing, they all look scary ... like evil spindly androids ... they just look WEIRD ... abnormal ... like those walking-stick bugs.. with strange protuberances on their chests ... there's still men out there who aren't attracted to alien concepts of beauty.