Someone just searched the web for my name and found my site. I followed the search request and found that females who sport the same name are many, and they all seem to be involved in sports. It could be a sign that I'm the odd one out, as I haven't been involved in a sport since I ran track in high school. But since my site came up first in the results, I'll just take it as a sign that ... that ...

... damn it. Any wit I might have had just flew out the big plate glass window and now I don't have anything cute to say. Just make up something appropriate.

Note: no pun intended on the second sentence.