A departure from the norm, I have been granted a Nickname Du Jour:

Eagle-Eyed Kristin (for finding all the problems in the software)
aka, Eagle-Beaked Kristin (for people who make changes to the database without telling me, thereby causing near heart-attacks when I refresh the preview screen and everything has moved).

And the Quote of the Day, prompted by my statement that the smell of coffee brewing reminds me of dirty socks:

If I could have dirty socks smell like coffee, I would be a very, very happy man.
-- Mark