Oh dear, another technophile's complaint ahead:

(rant)I simply cannot surf the web in the style to which I've become accustomed on a Pentium 120, with 16 MGs of RAM and a 56K modem.(/rant)

Whew! Got through that one ok.

Hope y'all are having a more productive day than I am, even if your productivity is measured by how many sites you can visit and how many emails you can compose while you're supposed to be doing something else.