Having been invited to a preview of Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back on Thursday night, I am informed that the price of the lone ticket is a costume.

My options are:
Amy, easy 'cause we never see Amy
Alyssa Jones, not so easy, 'cause I just don't look like her, on any plain of existence
Bob, easy 'cause I have the clothes and I don't need to talk

Decisions, decisions, decisions ...