Via 3Bruces:

Dog Lovers of Iran, Beware of Growling Ayatollahs

"I would like to thank the honorable police and judges and all those who worked to arrest dog lovers and to confiscate short-legged dogs in this city"

Oh my. Catheads

And finally, tips on overcoming homosexuality (if that's what you're looking for).

Oh, and Steps in Overcoming Masturbation, via Kevin.