IM moment, on buying a computer from a friend:

SuperK: You don't have to do it to buy my love, you know.
Me: I know. If I could buy your love, I wouldn't want it.
SuperK: Hey, good point! I should take it off eBay then.
SuperK: That's the next wave: famous bloggers selling personal items on eBay, promoted on their blog...
SuperK: "OMG! I was the high bidder on Kottke's old sheets! w00t!"
Me: Gross
Me: Oops, sorry, just thinking of used underwear and socks ...
Me: broken glasses
Me: mice gone bad
SuperK: Sell linkylove... Winner gets on my friends link list for 6 months...
Me: Kottke would make a killing. You would too.