I've held back from posting a lot of the jokes that I receive via email, but today's is just too funny to pass by. Sorry for the long post, but ... oh hell, this is my site and I want to read it. So there.

NOTE FROM CHRIS:

In this day and age, when America is fighting a war against an unseen enemy, it's difficult for people to know just who the bad guys are.

We here at TopFive decided to take a break from our usual duties as humor list writers in order to perform a public service by presenting this list of terrorist organizations that do not get the attention of the media the way Al Qaeda does...

The Top 20 Little-Known Terrorist Organizations

20> Al Quesadilla -- fighting for Mexican cheese appetizers

19> B.R.A. (Banana Republican Army) -- khaki-wearing freedom fighting yuppies

18> International House of Paramilitarism -- No attacks before breakfast!

17> Al Shamu -- whales fighting for liberation of their Seaworld-captive brethren

16> Ku Klutz Klan -- clumsy cross-burning rednecks

15> Kabob-aloos -- Cuban freedom fighters armed only with skewers

14> The IRAs -- little nebbish guys who annoy the hell out of people, with pants hiked high to conceal their Glocks

13> El McPherson -- band of crazed-from-hunger Supermodels

12> The Moulin Rouge -- French Communist song and dance troupe

11> The Spanish Imposition -- Your Tia Josephina comes for a visit, stays for a month, and lounges around all day watching Spanish soap operas with the TV volume blasting.

10> Al Kato -- freeloading houseguests who move in and eat all your food

9> The Talibananarama -- spreading the message of bad British '80s dance music

8> Hamina-hamina-hamas -- freedom fighters for Jackie Gleason

7> Balsamic Jihad -- fundamentalist food critics

6> "Weird Al" Qaeda -- attacking the capitalist, American government by spreading their revolutionary message in the form of a rousing polka medley

5> The Black Pansies -- black-gloved horticulturists

4> Yeehaw Jihad -- "The Cowboys of Chaos"

3> Al Ro'ker -- eighty percent chance of a Rain of Terror!

2> Falun Bong -- Uhm... hey, man, what are we fighting again?

and Topfive.com's Number 1 Little-Known Terrorist Organization...

1> Pujafudin-Pujafudout -- spreading the terror that is the Hokey Pokey

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