Conversation as a result of a gift from Kevin:

Metagrrrl: oo, dang these are yummy candies...
Me: Yes, they are. I'm hoping *someone* else shows up and eats some, or I will eat more than I deserve.
Metagrrrl: Nay, nay, not more than you deserve. More than is prudent.
Me: Ok, I can go with that.
Metagrrrl: You *deserve* a whole tray of them, fed to you by attractive men, who also sing, dance & give foot massages.
Me: Ooooh, foot massages.
Metagrrrl: Yesss.... Oh. And they can give pedicures and are expert polish appliers.
Metagrrrl: And gourmet chefs