I am such a dork. Ever since I got on the freeway this morning and encountered no traffic, I've been aware that it's a holiday today. When I went home for lunch in record time, I knew that it was a holiday. I've been surfing and surfing and everywhere it's pointed out to me that I'm one of the unlucky ones who have to work today.

Meanwhile, in another part of my brain, I'm still very aware that there are Amazon items out there, on their way to me. And all day I've been wondering where that darn UPS guy is with my loot.

Yeah, it just occurred to me that those two thoughts are very much related.