I've known about this work of art since around the time I graduated from grad school, but it's still as good as new:

Why you should fall to your knees and worship a librarian

I used to have this printed out and posted on the wall of my cubicle. Without cubicles, though, there's not much opportunity to let my officemates know how they should feel about librarians. Maybe I could tape it to their monitors. Yeah. Just like that.

[via Bill]