Another sentiment you don't hear often:

Let me change and mutate into an shriveled old man, but do it slowly so I can at least meet a woman to shrivel with me. Together, we shall eat prunes and read runes and sashay over dunes in white robes while not wearing underwear in glorious arid climates with many oases.

--TimO

We should all be so lucky to experience this (of course, if you're a woman, then you want to mutate into a shriveled old woman, finding a man to shrivel with you ... but the idea's the same). Good luck, Tim!