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Booboolina: Whatcha doing at home?
Friend: waiting for the repairman to come fix my dryer. sometime between 12 and 5. =\
Booboolina: you have a dryer at home? does that mean you also have a washer at home?
Friend: i do! i'm nifty that way. =)
Friend: at least, i'm nifty till it breaks and i have to hang dry everything. =(
Booboolina: but don't you feel all natural and scratchy and stuff for that?
Friend: yes. it's a very natural, organic experience. reminding me of why i avoid natural, organic experiences.