I wish I had a real internet connection so that I could enjoy the beachy lands of questionable taste. As it is, I will have to rely on my imagination and the kind offer of the use of someone's dsl or t1 in order to get anything, um, substantial, out of it.

By the way, in addition to those items featured on this page, may I also add men who decide it's a good idea to wear shorts with black socks pulled up as far as they'll go? *shudder* [link via Melly]