An IM moment late on Friday afternoon:

metagrrrl: "Yesterday, I saw a hearse driver peel out and flip someone off. That has to be in direct violation of the employee handbook."
metagrrrl: If I couldn't be me, I'd want to be Maggeh.
enigmatic2u: I know. I often have that thought too. Tall, beautiful and witty. And nice, to boot. there isn't anything to dislike her for.
metagrrrl: Yeah, cuz Bryan's cool too. They are truly the perfect couple.
enigmatic2u: yes, they are.
metagrrrl: They're probably cannibals or something. It *can't* be that good, can it?
metagrrrl: I'm sure whate...er...whoever they cooked would be delicious.
enigmatic2u: where is Jay?
metagrrrl: Hungary?
enigmatic2u: hahaha!