Lessons learned this weekend:

I really shouldn't leave the house without some sort of substance in my hair to keep it under control.

Peoples' perceptions of me can be, and often are, wildly different from my own perceptions of myself.

I have lost most of my ability to have fun with drunk people when I am not drunk myself. Rather than persuading me to drink more, I go grocery shopping instead. Yeah, that was me at Safeway on Friday around 11:30 p.m. What a partier I am.

UPDATE: don't put pasta in the freezer.