I know I'm the only one who cares, but it turns out that the only nightclub I would ever consider going to by myself is opening up again, but in Fremont.

Yes, the Saddlerack is back.

But it's in Fremont. Anyone want to go with me? I just want to dance. I'll buy you a drink and you can people-watch - trust me, you'll see a side of the bay area you didn't know existed.