You don't know how much I can identify with this:

Rumination of the Day

I think the Army should develop a fleet of nuclear-powered attack unicycles, because nobody's ever going to be intimidated by a bunch of guys on unicycles. In fact, they'll probably think it's funny. And then, when their guard's down, BOOM! We strike!
It might also help if the soldiers juggled.

(Fred Meyer)

Jessa, you understand, don't you?