Ever feel like you keep moving, but you're not really getting anywhere? That would be my life these days.

In other news, RileyDog, ever the collector of great links, has two up today:

The Dead Milkmen

now stuart, if you look at the soil around any large u.s. city with a big underground homosexual population - des moines, iowa, perfect example. look at the soil around des moines, stuart. you can't build on it, you can't grow anything in it. the government says it's due to poor farming. but i know what's really going on, stuart. i know it's the queers. they're in it with the aliens. they're building landing strips for gay martians. i swear to god. you know what stuart, i like you. you're not like the other people, here in the trailer park.

And Return of the Mediocre Dead - too funny.