Who says the standard stereotype of librarians is stodgy old ladies in comfortable shoes?

My Antoinette was a librarian. It should have been obvious of course. Librarians are the embodiment of subversively sexy. Subversive sexy is the indigo of the rainbow spectrum of sexiness. It's mystical and elusive. It's a sexy that is so unbearable it is beyond the senses of the average human. It's the sonar of the ocean of sensuality. Like the mythical mermaid sacrificing her voice for a chance at terrestrial experience it threatens to blind you, to drown you if you ever become fully aware of it. It will make you pay for the knowing. Yet, when you become aware of its existence, its draw is so forceful you would sacrifice anything demanded to experience it even once.