Today's literary insult: dasypygal (da-si-PYE-gul) adjective: Having hairy buttocks.

From the moderator: A related word is dasymeter, an instrument for measuring the..., no, not that, rather the density of gases. Another related word is callipygian, having a beautiful behind.

Use any of these words in a sentence, and I'll buy you a drink next time we're out at a bar together.

Bonus:
The fetters imposed on liberty at home have ever been forged out of the weapons provided for defence against real, pretended, or imaginary dangers from abroad. -James Madison, 4th US president (1751-1836)