It's been a weekend of performances: Friday night, Jish and May and I went to see Guster at the Warfield. If you like even one of their songs, you should go to see them, just to watch the drummer. He's amazing. I never thought bongos could played like that. Last night, Jessa and some friends and I went to see our friend Bill in Private Lives. It was an excellent script and excellent acting. You should see it too.

These were from Friday, but they're still funny:

Oh my god. I just found the funniest site. You have to read it when no one is around to listen to you cackle or to observe you wasting time. Very Important Things. [via RileyDog]

My favorites - so far - I'm not ... and Broke, forty, and alone ...

Other funny stuff ... Bathe Often [via Michael] (My favorite: Is your mind diseased?... .)