Can you believe it? I'm going to Texas again in May.

Also, 1) who would play you in the movie of your life, 2) what's your hooker name, and 3) do you rock out in your car?

1) Renée Zellweger in Bridget Jones, with bigger hair and wider eyes.

2) Honey Comb (hey, wait, isn't that a cereal?)

3) Aww yeaah, you know it, baby.