Ode to a snackfood malfunction

I choke on pretzels.
How can I lead a nation?
Oh, Dick does that job.

Send Bush a birthday haiku, either an original or one that someone else has provided (such as the one above). Also: Republican Survivor [via Mike, who has gotten a job doing what he loves. How cool is that?]

Another cool thing: gmail bookmarklet that allows you to compose a message without necessarily bringing up the whole website. [via Evhead]