Yay for getting home at a relatively early hour, for a weekend.

2 things:

1) When you've been drinking too much and you decide it's time to stop so that you can sober up and drive home and get to bed before the sun comes up, don't start drinking soda. 'Specially those sodas with a lot of syrup in them. I'm pretty sure that even after 5 beers and 2 pieces of pizza, I would have been fine, if not for that coke I had at the last bar. I think it's too much sugar - upsets the stomach. Never fear, I didn't see any of that pizza again, but it wasn't easy.*

2) I've always wanted to come back as a cat in my next life. Now I'm prepared to offer reincarnation a choice - a cat or a man. Besides other obvious advantages men have over women, there is also the issue of dressing. Time for a man to go out? Pants, a shirt, and some shoes. All he really has to worry about color coordination, and he's all set. In order to achieve the outfit I wore tonight, I tried on 2 skirts, three pairs of pants, 2 pairs of shoes and an inummerable number (??) of shirts. And when I got to where I was going, I was uncomfortable in my outfit and wanted to change.**

*That period of time when you were in high school college when you drank too much and figured out what your limit was? I'm going through that now. At 32.

**I think another aspect of my problem is that I don't have the right clothes. I have more than enough clothes, but they're all wrong. I'm in the market for a sugar daddy who will finance a new wardrobe - anyone have any suggestions?