So I didn't think it was possible, but I finally met an opera I didn't like. It wasn't entirely terrible, or I would have left as soon as the claustrophobia set in, but it just wasn't my style. That, and sometimes I'm more literal than performance art can tolerate ... and so I can't tolerate the performance art.

And thanks to Jon, this is what I came home to find on my computer: The "Brief Safe". I'm glad there's no link to page 67.