I officially qualify as the biggest dork in the world today. But not as big as the people who signed this petition.

In other news, she's cute, she's funny, and she'll be your best friend: Support Katie in the Susan G. Komen Race for the Cure.

Otherwise, my horoscope today says:

You're the reason things move swimmingly. It isn't asking much to be recognized for this. Otherwise let colleagues fend for themselves.

Darn tootin'.