Here follows a conversation regarding the horror that is Keira Knightly performing in a Jane Austin movie (refer to Jessa's original post):

JessaJune: humph. Men.
Booboolina: what happened?
JessaJune: defending Keria Knightly playing Elizabeth.
JessaJune: what do they know?
Booboolina: exactly
JessaJune: sheesh
Booboolina: have you been having this conversation with more than one man?
JessaJune: Ron just weighed in with a pro-Keria comment
JessaJune: and Jefe had followed up his first one, more emphatically
Booboolina: she's a stick insect!!
Booboolina: how can any man want to snuggle up to that? there's nothing to hold on to!
JessaJune: I know! And besides, you might poke out an eye!
Booboolina: eek!
Booboolina: even if you manage to hold down the arms and shoulders and knees to protect your eyes, that jaw of hers could knock you out!
Booboolina: we are so mean.
JessaJune: yes, yes we are
JessaJune: but it's fun
JessaJune: and still, that doesn't change the fact that she should not play Elizabeth Bennet, EVER.
Booboolina: NEVER!
Booboolina: Stick Insect would not have been considered beautiful back then.
JessaJune: EXACTLY.
Booboolina: she would have looked ill and too thin and everyone would have shunned her and told her to eat more
JessaJune: it was, in fact a stereotype of the uptight, grasping, cold sort of woman
JessaJune: thin with sharp features
Booboolina: sharp enough to POKE YER EYE OUT!

Can you tell we feel strongly about this?