I keep telling myself that I don't really need my cell phone, but I know it's not true (which is why I continue to pay for it). I know I had my phone at some point while driving home last night, and by the time I got into my apartment, it had disappeared. Which you'd think would make the finding easy, right? Yeah, whatever. It's still MIA and I'm starting to get antsy.

So if you've called my cell and I haven't responded, don't take it personally. It's not you. It's not me either. It's the phone's fault.

Btw, I've had the Famous' Light, Sweet Crude for more than a month now and I LOVE IT more every time I hear it. They're fun live and you should go see them.

And beware people sporting new specs. Their depth perception is all wrong. I hit bumped a planter this morning trying to get out of my parking spot. I have to watch my feet every time I approach stairs or a curb to make sure that the lead foot hits the right spot and I don't end up flat on my face ('cause that would scratch the new glasses).

I hope to eventually stop asking everyone's opinion on them. I hope also to get used to the lack of peripheral vision. I'm told it will happen soon. Can I fast forward to that point now?