So it turns out I can't remember who has Netflix and who doesn't. If you have it and want to be my friend and see what I have rented and how I rated it, invite me through netflix at this domain.com. We'll share some virtual popcorn (the only kind that won't make my hips expand after gorging myself on it) and gossip about how much worse she looks since installing those implants, and how hot he looks in those pants. It'll be a hoot.