Dude, if you ever have the opportunity to see Lyle Lovett perform, take it. It doesn't matter that he's labeled a country artist, it doesn't matter that he doesn't fit the "normal" definition of handsome, it doesn't matter that he married Julia Roberts. He's awesome.

That, and don't follow ticketmaster's directions to concert venues. They will lead you astray in an attempt to make people late. At least "last one at the concert" = "first one out of the parking lot."

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