When in doubt, blog your IM conversations:

Jessa: in a 4 day training class, and trainer dude is READING US THE TRAINING HANDBOOK. Dude, give me the book and let me go read it on my own, outside somewhere... :)
Booboolina: ha! dork.
Jessa: yes, rather. ;/
Booboolina: I bet he gets paid *big bucks* to do this, too.
Jessa: no kidding
Booboolina: at least he could pick something more interesting, like the harry potter book that's coming out in the theater next month
Jessa: hahahahaha
Jessa: yes!
Booboolina: I found out today that Ralph Fiennes is going to be Voldemort.
Jessa: hahahhaah! AWESOME!
Jessa: he broods better than anyone
Booboolina: I saw Constant Gardener yesterday, good movie.
Booboolina: he has such pretty eyes.
Jessa: well, they're probably going to be red in this one
Jessa: and probably serious makeup, too
Booboolina: damn. I forgot about that.
Jessa: I mean, he's been dead and all
Booboolina: doh!