I found out yesterday that

1) rain is pretty much guaranteed when I get my hair done. It's still pouring. (although I woke up this a.m. to thunder and lightening. Since my hair doesn't have to look nice anymore, this is awesome)
2) my second favorite bar, Voda, is closed.
3) if you can get someone else to do your makeup, go for it.
4) trying to take pictures of your party outfit when you get home and you're still drunk is an exercise in futility.
5) if you log in to your favorite social/dating site at 3 a.m., you will get an amazing number people men still awake at the same time who want to chat you up. Some of them will want to come over right then to make out. Others will want to start your life together with you acting as their queen ASAP. Whatever.

I'm supposed to be at a brunch in about 8 minutes. It usually takes me 45 minutes to an hour to reach the location even when it's sunny and there's no traffic. Now it's raining zebras and buffalos and I'm thinking it's going to take more like 2 hours. If I'm lucky. And I haven't showered yet.

I hope you are warm and safe and not going anywhere but where you most want to be this morning. Happy holidays!