I'd like to modify my earlier stance on reality tv. Earlier stance:

reality tv sucks and I'll never watch it.

Modified stance:

reality tv sucks, but I'll watch it with a group of friends who all enjoy making snarky comments about the participants.

Actually, that goes for a lot of things that I would normally avoid, like horror movies and golf.

PS: I arrived home from work today to find that my tub drain was finally unclogged. The world rejoices, as does my hair. Woohoo!